“If you open your mind, you will see that all the elements are one.
Four parts of the same whole. Even metal is just a part of Earth,
that has been purified and refined.” — Guru Pathik
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8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]
Animal sex is horrifying.
These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.
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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
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to tha window
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to tha wall
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i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT
OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND
SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO
IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE
GOD
DAMN
brilliant
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Katrina Bowden
Is it too late for a Slenderman joke?
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“A bad joke, Your Grace.”
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The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
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